Monday, January 16, 2006

Eamonn made my day!

I was not looking forward to another day at work (especially when everyone else seems to have the day off) when I checked my email this morning and received this link from my buddy Eamonn: http://www3.state.id.us/oasis/2005/HCR029.html
It looks to be for real but even if it isnt it is very enjoyable. My favorite ones: "WHEREAS, tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho's most famous export" and " WHEREAS, Napoleon's bicycle and Kip's skateboard promote better air quality and carpooling as alternatives to fuel-dependent methods of transportation."

Last night, after several failed attempts, my friend/cousin Jenny and I finally saw Mrs. Henderson Presents. We tried two times before to see this movie, which was playing at the local "artsy" cinema, but both times we were thwarted by a huge line of senior citizens that wound along the parking lot all the way to Trader Joe's. When we did finally get tickets and enter the movie theater on the 3rd try, the ticket collector held us up by regaling us with how wonderful Mrs. Henderson Presents was and how "it was the best movie this year on so many levels." As I stood in line for some overpriced movie snacks (5 dollars for a SMALL popcorn!!! WTF?? 10 dollars for a movie ticket? I remember when evening films were 5 dollars...I'm practicing this bit for my future grandchildren), this ticket collector proceeded to tell EVERY person that came in about Mrs. Henderson Presents: "have you seen it? its wonderful! best movie this year! the comic dialogue is spot on!" blah blah blah. By the time I got my drink I wanted to strangle him; with all this overhyping and all the effort I put in just to get into the movie theater I knew this movie could never live up to expectation. It was entertaining in the end, but not as much as the two ladies who emerged from the film accusing each other of being rude and almost getting into a cat fight. Good times.

Another interesting movie I saw this weekend: The Spy Who Came in from the Cold. The plot was so vague and confusing at first I had to go online to figure out what was going one. Richard Burton played a very unglamorous, alcholic spy...the harsh lighting picked up every pockmark on his weathered face. Jenny and I didn't really like the film but we did learn a few valuable lessons: a) I could never be a spy...I have not the wit nor wiles even to figure out the plot of this movie (I can now cross it off the list of possible career options) b) you don't always get hot babes (exhibit A: very plain, card carrying communist lady vying for Burton's affections) c) apparently laughing in a girl's face about her life's passion is a successful way to pick up lonely women librarians d) if invited behind the Iron Curtain, decline politely because you never know you if you might be forced to testify in a mysterious trial, imprisoned and then shot as you try to escape over the Berlin wall.

5 comments:

Frisboy said...

I tried watching "The Third Man" over the weekend. I'm sure it wasn't as confusing as the one you watched, but I found it about as enjoyable. I always netflix these old "classic" movies, and halfway through I get bored and listless and realize, hey, I fucking hate old movies.

Also, it's easy to pick up guy librarians too. It's this simple: if a guy tells you he's a librarian, don't let your eyes glaze over, and don't ask, "why would you do that?"

Marion G. said...

I love old movies. You just have to see the right ones.

I have never met a guy librarian. The only guys I see in libraries are the tech guys or some student checking out the books. Arn't you pretty much the only one? =). When I do some to visit Jules, I will make sure not to let my eyes glaze over or ask you why you chose such an "interesting" career choice regardless of whether or not I am trying to hit on you.

Björkin said...

I saw the Third Man last year and the highlight was the bridge scene. I jumped up and shouted: Hah! I've been on that bridge...several times! The people watching it with me weren't impressed since they were all Scottish and had been on that brigde about a gazillion times...a bit embarrasing really. Also, my friend Gummi was a librarian, when asked by a customer whether he could recommend a book by a good Icelandic author he replied: There are no good Icelandic authors. Let's just say that the head librarian wasn't pleased...
Luv
B

jules said...

Okay, Bjork has just demonstrated why Iceland is the most adorably weird place on earth. A guy named Gummi? For real? Seriously, go visit that place sometime.

Also, I researched (I use that term loosely) and I can't tell if the ND resolution is legit or if the person who made that was able to somehow utilize the Idaho state govt. domain for his or her little ruse. Either way, pretty clever and dang funny.

My word verification for this post spells 'Of Iraq J'. Cool.

Frisboy said...

I did like "Charade", especially the bit about how Cary Grant's suit was "drip-dry." That's about the extent of it.

There are other guy librarians, but they all look the part, if you know what I mean. In contrast, I am incredibly handsome and stylish (you talk to Jules about that shit!)